Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Rule of 5’s

Status: Proven

Over the years this theory has been tested and proven by our top researchers. Essentially everything is dependent upon the number 5. The amount of 5's depends upon the situation you find yourself in. It goes something like this:

In order to get the girl you have 5:
  • seconds

  • minutes

  • hours

  • days

  • weeks

  • months

  • and yes maybe even years
  • to make your move.
Let us elaborate on each time frame:
  • If you are in a crowded meat market club and you make eye contact, you have 5 seconds to make your move.

  • If you are in a more intimate type of bar, where one can actually speak and be heard, you have 5 minutes to make that first initial contact.

  • 5 hours could refer to some kind of all day event, such as a music festival. That is of course if you can find her again.

  • 5 days is good for a conference, work setting or school.

  • 5 weeks can also be a work or school setting, or even something more casual where you see the girl on a weekly basis.

  • If the F-bomb is ever dropped on you ”You’re such a great friend.”, don’t fret the rule of 5 may still apply. Whether it takes you 5 months of 5 years you can convert that friend to a F-friend
If you tend to meet most girls in casual social situations such as house parties, the rule of 5 to stick with is the rule of 5 minutes. If you don’t make your move within the first 5 minutes, then there may be no chance for you. Just come on strong and don't worry, if your advances are unwanted she will let you know. As Woody Harrelson puts it:

"We're the gas, they're the brakes.".