Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Olive Theory

Status: Untested Proven (Updated 05/31/10) read below for details

The Olive Theory is an educated guess based on the chemical structure of two elements. If the subject enjoys the first element than it is safe to assume that she will also like the second element equally. If she likes both elements equally, than logically the outcome of the first element will be equal or similar to the second element.

Equation
o = olive
s = salty
x = swallow
g = girl
c = well, you know

if
o = s

and
o + g = x

then
c + g = x

since
c = s
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Feel free to test out this theory and share your data. There are really only two questions one needs to ask the subject:

1) Do you like olives?
2) Spit or Swallow?
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It has recently come to my attention that this debate has already been had and therefore the theory has been deemed proven, since the debate was had by the very same subjects in question. Please take a look at the following article and the comments that follow: Spit or Swallow?

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Olive Theory Blog

The Olive Theory Blog is a list of theories and rules when it comes to interacting with the, sometimes known as, fairer sex, or as we all know, the elusive sex.

There are many popular theories and rules that are already out there, including the Three Day Rule, the Go Where Everyone Knows Your Name rule, etc. Unless filler is needed, this blog will feature the not so well known rules, such as the Rule of 5’s and of course it’s namesake The Olive Theory.

Please leave any questions or concerns in the comment section, or email The Olive Theory Blog directly at:

the_olive_theory [@] live.ca.